Lolcow TCG

Welcome, Netizen.

You’ve just arrived in Akronia, a chaotic and wondrous land where Scribes, Lolcows, and Troles attempt—often unsuccessfully—to coexist. Across its jagged mountains, cursed cities, deep web dens, and enchanted livestream forests, power struggles and absurdity reign.

But Akronia wasn't always this unstable.

Everything changed with the Dimensional Merge—a catastrophic event that shattered the boundaries between worlds. Portals began opening. Variants of characters from across the multiverse flooded in. Some arrived seeking fame, others chaos, and a few… something far worse.

Now, conflict tears through the kingdoms. Ancient Evil forces—once sealed away in forgotten code and cursed algorithms—have resurfaced, threatening to plunge Akronia into full-scale multiversal war. Armies of Troles gather. Scribes write forbidden lore. Lolcows, hungry for clout or revenge, charge into battle.

It’s here that you rise. As a player, you’ll lead a crew of eccentric characters, unleash unpredictable strategies, and wage war for dominance, honor, or just to go viral. Whether you serve the order of the Scribe Kingdom, the chaos of the Lolcow Tribes, or walk the gray line between them with Troles and Companions, the fate of Akronia is in your hands.

The realms are restless. The Merge has only just begun. War is coming. What side will you choose?